Welcome to this New Year edition of The Frank Report, where we herald the coming of 2023, and entreat it to be slightly less shit than its predecessors. Sadly we couldn’t get a marquee name like Jools Holland to compere for us, so you’re stuck with me. On the upside, I’m considerably cheaper, and always […]
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Welcome to this festive edition of The Frank Report. Yes, we finally made it! A Christmas unsullied by lockdown loons in Downing Street. Unrestricted by social distancing, we can now get back to proper Christian values – fisticuffs over Monopoly, lynching whichever bastard keeps leaving their wrappers in the Quality Street tin, and that time-honoured
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report. In the run up to Christmas you find Blighty freezing its nuts off, as temperatures get down to a climate change craving -17°C. Rumours are it is now so cold, Greta Thunberg has cranked the thermostat up to the max, chucked her iPad on the coal
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report, where once again you find me on my deathbed. Not the Wuflu this time fortunately, the old-fashioned kind; you remember the one that’s remarkably similar, but never quite got the advertising. Still, unlike the majority of British industries that shirk their responsibility the minute 17% pay
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Welcome to this week’s Frank Report where, true to form, you find Britain going the extra mile to put itself out of business. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) census figures released earlier this week reveal the inevitable consequence of open borders and mass immigration: Britain’s two largest cities (London and Birmingham) are now minority
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Welcome to the latest edition of the Frank Report, where we find Westminster MPs falling over themselves to plug this week’s virtue signal: National ‘Ask Her To Stand’ day (21st November), which demands a 50:50 gender split across parliament. The spurious clamour for quotas is usually matched only by the hypocrisy of those pushing them—and
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Welcome to the latest edition of the Frank Report, where you find me wading through a Sargasso Sea of Jeremy Hunt autumn statement tax rises. ‘Everyone will have to pay more tax’ says the Chancellor, by which of course he means everyone stupid enough to have a job in these ponce-ridden days. I know, I
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Welcome to a special Armistice Day edition of The Frank Report – you find me fittingly on my death bed, fighting off a bad case of the Wu Flu. Things were so touch and go yesterday in fact, I barely had the strength to watch Roger Moore’s first outing as James Bond, Live and Let
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report, where we find the curtains inside Number 10 slightly altered, but the sewage emanating from the bathrooms much the same. Rishi Sunak has done well (not just in lasting a week), but in presenting himself as an alternative to the similarly-named former Chancellor who presided over
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Welcome to a reluctant Halloween edition of the Frank Report – reluctant, because Halloween must be the stupidest Americanism since the insistence on Starbuck stores no more than 100M apart. Scaring the shit out of us this week is newly-crowned PM, Rishi Sunak, who has opted to dispel the myth that he’s a globalist puppet
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