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Andy Burnam

Andy Burnham’s Cunning Plan

Andy Burnham is auditioning to replace Keir Starmer as First Algorithm to the Treasury. In service of this strange ambition he is going to give up the Manchester mayoralty and re-enter the Commons after finding a safe Labour seat. He is confident that such a thing exists, empiricism notwithstanding. Bless him. You have to suspect […]

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The Test

Being born must be the most surprising thing that ever happens to you. Not only can a foetus have no idea it can be born, but as soon as it is, it is subject to a range of experiences it has never had and has no reason to think it ever could. It gets colder.

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Twisted dictionary

Linguistic Gymnastics 

It is getting harder by the day to believe the mainstream media, which is saying something, as it has been consistently lying to us for a very long time. They probably excelled themselves during the Covid-19 period when they knew perfectly that the risk from the virus was low and the measures brought in were unnecessary; nevertheless, they

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Antisemitism

A ‘Pandemic’ of Antisemitism: the Disease With Neither Cause nor Vaccine

The stabbing of two Jewish men in broad daylight in Golders Green this Wednesday wasn’t a random act of ‘far-right thuggery’, to use the Prime Minister’s favourite bête noire. It was a terrorist incident. Two men – Shloime Rand, 34, and Moshe Shine, 76, were attacked because they were visibly Jewish by the ‘British’ Somalian,

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The Signals we Don’t Send

I haven’t seen all that many dawns, and many of those I have seen can be blamed on my father. One of those people who believe suggested check-in times leave far too much to chance, most childhood holidays started when the sky was the same colour as my sleep-deprived humour. One year he even contrived

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Father and daughter

The Hounding of Melanie Gill

‘UK mother separated from children for years has “draconian” order overturned’ ran a Guardian headline in February over a story about how ‘flawed evidence’ presented by psychologist Melanie Gill led to the separation of a family. The tone was one of righteous vindication on the part of a long-suffering mother. The separation was initially ruled

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Keir Starmer

How We Use Our Enemies

Exhibit A: The government declines to send a Minister to appear on a politics show. “They’re frightened of us because we hold them to account,” the host informs the audience. Exhibit B: A female observes a certain froideur from a man in her social circle. Can’t handle strong women, she concludes. Two different events, one macro, one micro, but

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