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From the man cave XXXIII 

As if President Donald J Trump did not have enough problems, what with the recent assassination attempt, the war with Iran and a trophy wife who seems to be developing a mind of her own, now he must entertain His Royal Dullness the Grand Mufti of Highgrove for a few days. In response to an earlier quip by The Donald that, without

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From the Man Cave XXXII 

The man cave was empty for a while recently, but is now back in action. Not only is the weather improving and the man cave warming up, but the saga of my abdominal hernia, six months on, is over (TNC passim) six months since it first popped out. I had the op last week at the local private hospital

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Wind farms

Hull’s Climate Catastrophe 

Kingston Upon Hull is a city that most people, even those living in Yorkshire – where Hull is located – have never visited and which a great many people who have, wish they had not. If many of the residents of Hull had two beans to rub together, most of them would catch the next train out of town and never return. I am,

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Robot coffee machine

At War With the Machines

Those who know me, or have read my column for a while now, might be under the impression that I’m a bit of a whinger. They’re right, of course, but on occasion the whinging is justified. Just as the proof of the pudding is in the eating, the truth of any article is in the

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Kid praying in a mosque

I Hate Islam

I hate Islam. I detest it. I despise it. I loathe it. I abhor it. I’m really not very keen on it. It is a religion invented by an illiterate seventh-century goat-herder who married a six-year-old girl. Along with the ideas of Karl Marx, Islam is the worst set of ideas ever to be vomited

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From the Man Cave XXXI

The HOPE not Hate annual report is out, the caliphate is upon us and Shabana Mahmood is English. We are hopeless at hate Despite dire warnings from our board of directors and our hopes, as expressed in my recent column ‘Will This Be the Year of Hope (Not Hate)?’, we have failed to be included

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From the Man Cave XXX

The Man Cave is celebrating its thirtieth column today. They have been produced frequently lately due to the never-ending stream of nonsense that emanates from our press, politicians and local council. But today is also another remarkable day in my own history, as I decided not to renew my registration as a nurse with the

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From the Man Cave XXIX

No sooner is one column filed than the relentless stream of nonsense, irritations and wokery floods in again. Today I cover the Gorton and Denton by-election, more Covid bollocks this time from Greece (and courtesy of our other Hull columnist) and colour-blind casting. The Halal-Organic coalition Quite what just happened in the Gorton and Denton by-election is

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