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Reform delivering migrants to the Greens

Reform’s Radical Agenda: Give the Voters What They Want

Earlier this month, Reform UK, Nigel Farage’s latest political incarnation, proposed one of the sharpest political ideas of modern times: to site new migrant detention centres in areas that vote heavily for the Green Party, which famously advocates for a “world without borders”. Likely locations include the historic Green Party stronghold of Brighton, but after […]

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Houses of Parliament

Voter Troubles

Imagine this scenario: Reform UK and the Green Party are the only two options, with the result hanging on a single vote. You still haven’t marked your ballot. Not voting hands victory to the Greens. Voting Reform forces a re-vote. You choose not to vote. One year later, Muslim gangs are roaming the streets, rubber

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Churchill statue

Dark Days Ahead 

I went to bed on Thursday expecting to wake up in the People’s Republic of Faragia. That didn’t happen. Firstly, the count didn’t start until 9am and secondly, the Tories won the most seats. When the dust settled, in my target seat (although not a top target), it hadn’t even been that close. Still, that minor wrinkle aside, Reform had good local elections. A

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Nigel Farage smoking in the Strangers Bar

Last Orders 3: Nigel’s Round

In a quiet corner of the Strangers’ Bar, the lights are low, the mood lower, and the glasses significantly cleaner than the members’ consciences. George, the bartender, has seen it all – Remainer hysterics after Brexit, tear-sodden Tory rosettes discarded after the last general election, and the quiet front-bench despair that accompanies the latest dire

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Winston Churchill

Britain Needs a Bastard

Keir Starmer entered Downing Street promising the political equivalent of a monastery. He was silent on matters of substance, except to say that his administration would be founded on integrity, service, and an end to scandal; government “whiter than white”, with the adults, finally, back in the room. No more circus. No more rogues. Just

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