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Keir Starmer as Mary Poppins

Nanny Starmer: Protecting Children From Everything Except Real Danger

If you didn’t know better, you’d think Keir Starmer had just cured cancer, ended child poverty, and guaranteed England’s victory at the World Cup – all with one authoritarian flourish of his pedantic little Parker pen. Alas, yesterday’s grand policy unveiling, complete with the obligatory smug smirk, was rather less heroic. Starmer has finally got […]

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Makerfield

Reform’s Makerfield Gamble: Why Kenyon Might Not Be Ready

The Makerfield by-election, the biggest local election in modern British political history, will take place in under two weeks. It’s a toss-up between Reform’s Robert Kenyon or Labour’s Andy Burnham, the current Mayor of Manchester. Josh Simons, the former Labour MP for Makerfield, stepped down from his seat a month ago, claiming Labour were ‘imploding’, and was hoping that

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Reform delivering migrants to the Greens

Reform’s Radical Agenda: Give the Voters What They Want

Earlier this month, Reform UK, Nigel Farage’s latest political incarnation, proposed one of the sharpest political ideas of modern times: to site new migrant detention centres in areas that vote heavily for the Green Party, which famously advocates for a “world without borders”. Likely locations include the historic Green Party stronghold of Brighton, but after

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Houses of Parliament

Voter Troubles

Imagine this scenario: Reform UK and the Green Party are the only two options, with the result hanging on a single vote. You still haven’t marked your ballot. Not voting hands victory to the Greens. Voting Reform forces a re-vote. You choose not to vote. One year later, Muslim gangs are roaming the streets, rubber

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Churchill statue

Dark Days Ahead 

I went to bed on Thursday expecting to wake up in the People’s Republic of Faragia. That didn’t happen. Firstly, the count didn’t start until 9am and secondly, the Tories won the most seats. When the dust settled, in my target seat (although not a top target), it hadn’t even been that close. Still, that minor wrinkle aside, Reform had good local elections. A

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