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Nigel Farage smoking in the Strangers Bar

Last Orders 3: Nigel’s Round

In a quiet corner of the Strangers’ Bar, the lights are low, the mood lower, and the glasses significantly cleaner than the members’ consciences. George, the bartender, has seen it all – Remainer hysterics after Brexit, tear-sodden Tory rosettes discarded after the last general election, and the quiet front-bench despair that accompanies the latest dire […]

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Winston Churchill

Britain Needs a Bastard

Keir Starmer entered Downing Street promising the political equivalent of a monastery. He was silent on matters of substance, except to say that his administration would be founded on integrity, service, and an end to scandal; government “whiter than white”, with the adults, finally, back in the room. No more circus. No more rogues. Just

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Rupert Lowe

Restore or Reform?

Forgive my mischievous use of a Rupert Lowe picture… Answer: Reform. I hope that doesn’t lose me too many subscribers. Please read on. I’m going to give a nuanced answer! Why Reform? Several reasons. Not because they’re perfect (they’re not). Recently, for instance, I was sent into a moderate whirlwind of despair by Nigel Farage

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Keir Starmer

The Stupid Lies of Keir Starmer

Keir Starmer likes to present himself as the decent man in politics: the former Director of Public Prosecutions, the lawyer who values evidence and rectitude above all, the antithesis of the slick spin-doctor or the blustering populist. “I’m not a politician,” he told anyone who’d listen during the 2024 election campaign, “I’m a public servant.”

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