If the Gucci-heeled Downing Street dwarf Rishi Sunak could jump high enough he’d undoubtedly be met by two slaps in the face later this week, as by-elections are about to be held in the comparatively safe Conservative seats of Wellingborough, Northamptonshire, and Kingswood, South Gloucestershire. Replacements have been called for the aptly-named Peter Bone, who […]
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Welcome to the latest instalment of The Frank Report, where you find me in unusually fine fettle. While practically every other middle-aged ne’er-do-well in the vicinity has now had their regulation state-sponsored heart attack, my myocarditis appears as yet in its infancy. Forced at gunpoint to have the initial two doses of the clot-shot, I
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Welcome back to The Frank Report and to 2024, I trust the New Year is living up to your expectations thus far? The big story this week (at least for my money), was the shock revelation that Jeremy Corbyn is poised to set up a ‘real Labour Party’ to challenge Keir Starmer. As far-fetched as it
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All good things come to those who wait, and thank Christ (literally), it’s the big day tomorrow! No, not the Tower Hamlets Suicide Bombers’ Reunion (generously put together by the Jihadi Jigsaw Association), but Christmas itself. In keeping with tradition, The Frank Report would like to bestow peace on earth and goodwill to all men
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When dealing with scumbags, ’Hit ‘em where it hurts’ is usually the best policy (whether one favours an attack to the wallet or the more traditional swift knee to the groin), and it certainly proved the right choice this week. As it turns out, University of Pennsylvania President Liz Magill was perfectly willing to accept
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Whatever the populists might tell you, the big hoo-ha at Westminster this week wasn’t the millions of illegals flooding the country, the state-sponsored Jew-bashing on the streets of London, or the national debt approaching such gargantuan proportions that even David Lammy has refused to put it on expenses – no, it’s the refusal of Britain
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the English language is capable of no finer put-down than the wonderfully pithy “couldn’t pull in a brothel”; it also sums up the ‘Conservative’ government’s determination to give the electorate anything other than what it actually wants. Indeed, if the aptly-named Jeremy Hunt were our fiscal
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The big story this week was the implosion at Tory HQ, as Rishi Sunak searched for a means to simultaneously sack Suella Braverman for flagrant conservatism, and continue passing the Tories off as ‘right-wing’. Both wings of the party (centrist and far-left) put their (dick)heads together, and mysteriously came up with the answer ‘David Cameron’.
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The big question this week was precisely what effect Suella Braverman’s Times précis of Mein Kampf was to have over the Armistice Day festivities, and the emboldened ‘far-right’ who were determined to turn up and blast their two minutes’ silence in everyone’s faces. Not only had Suella made the outrageous suggestion that pro-Palestinian protestors occasionally
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As any observant reader of The Frank Report will know, we have it on the good authority of Billy Ocean that “when the going gets tough, the tough get going”. Too bad the Billy Liars in Westminster favour a different aphorism, particularly when it comes to the pro-Palestinian ‘protests’ sweeping the capital: “when the jihadi shit
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