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Sense of smell

The Nose Knows

Being a Homeric hero was, my tutor once opined, quite a sweet deal. Few of them actually die in battle, but they get huge amounts of status. And they spend most of their time eating roast beef. The Iliad shows both sides sacrificing a hecatomb (100 oxen) at the drop of a hat to win divine

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Mood

The Weather Inside

It had been one of those weeks. It was not that anything had gone badly wrong, but more that nothing had gone particularly right. It could have been different – a push here, a nudge there, and it would have been a good week. But neither push nor nudge came and so it ended on

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Unite the kingdom vs pro palestine

The Two Faces of Britain

‘Division’ is one of those overused wank-words governments employ to tell you whose side of the debate you should find yourself on. In Britain, towns increasingly split along religious fault lines, migrants who refuse either to follow our laws or integrate, and grooming gangs that target white, working-class girls, calling them “white slags”, are euphemised

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Parallel Europe

Parallel Europe 

What happens when societies stop sharing a common culture? On a Friday evening on London’s Jubilee line, you can travel across the entire cultural landscape of 21st-century Western Europe in just a few stops. Arab families, Nigerian Christians, Polish workers, French financial analysts, Pakistani students, and young British professionals sit in the same carriage. Yet,

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Andy Burnam

Andy Burnham’s Cunning Plan

Andy Burnham is auditioning to replace Keir Starmer as First Algorithm to the Treasury. In service of this strange ambition he is going to give up the Manchester mayoralty and re-enter the Commons after finding a safe Labour seat. He is confident that such a thing exists, empiricism notwithstanding. Bless him. You have to suspect

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