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Tea with Steve Laws

Steve Laws was one of the first people to report on the growing tide of illegal immigration along the south coast. He also stood for UKIP in the recent Southend West by-election, campaigning ‘to offer the normal people a voice.’ We caught up with him over tea, and asked about the current situation at Dover, […]

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The Frank Report V

Good news this week for GCSE and A-level students, who are going to be graded ‘more generously’ in 2022 to make up for the Covid disruption. Examinations will be limited to a single question, asking pupils to indicate which grade they identify with.  Glad tidings too for Jess Phillips, who was reportedly paid £15k for

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Sadiq Khan

Khant fires Dick

Lockdown has been tough on the Dick and Khants of this world. Nowhere is that more evident than London, where Covid restrictions were stiffest. In fact, while Dick and Khant make ideal bedfellows most of the time, they’ve not exactly been hitting London’s g-spot lately – unless the ‘g’ stands for GBH. With social distancing

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The Frank Report IV

Amid the growing turmoil at Number 10 this week, were reports that Boris Johnson’s enemies have decided to switch the attack to wife Carrie. Former chief advisor, Dominic Cummings, opened the bidding by labelling the PM ‘a babbling fuckwit, who is scared to stand up to his wife’, which has got to be up there

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Tea with Sir John Redwood

Sir John Redwood has had a distinguished political career, spanning six decades. He served as Secretary of State for Wales under John Major, and twice ran for the Party leadership. We sat down for tea, and asked him about the hike in National Insurance, the energy crisis, and his thoughts on a conservative vision post-Brexit. 

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report III

Shocking revelations this week, as arch-remainer Michael Heseltine announced Boris Johnson’s removal would be a chance to reconsider Brexit. Yes, as the whipped cream of cake-gate threatens to go off, the patron saint of sore losers still wants to have his Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte and eat it. Meanwhile, Liz Truss stands accused of actually using government property for

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report II

More shock revelations this week, as it transpires northerners mysteriously bought more alcohol during lockdown; feminists rage at the AA for refusing to prioritise stranded female drivers – equal treatment (except in emergencies, obvs), and Health Secretary Said Javid admitted daily government figures ‘might’ be unreliable, with high Covid death rates skewed by people who died from

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report I

Shocking revelations this week that while the nation languished under lockdown, those in charge of the scamdemic were not following their own rules. With the garden party season in full swing at Downing Street, the only people uninvited to the countless illegal raves appears to have been certain sections of the media and poor old Keir Starmer,

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007

Can 007 Survive Wokery?

‘The name’s Bond, James Bond’ are among the most iconic cinematic words ever uttered. The moment you hear them, you are instantly transported back to Sean Connery’s first outing as 007 in Dr. No. No matter how much rebranding he goes through, Bond is inseparable from that image. Even those such as myself who didn’t

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