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The Frank Report LV

If the Carry On team had ever dipped their toes into politics, they could have done worse than Carry On Conservative. Imagine ultra-liberal Prime Minister Kenneth Williams, masquerading as a Tory; Hattie Jacques as Home Secretary, coquettishly insisting ‘nothing gets past her’ as the swarthy young men squeeze round in their thousands, and Sid James

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Roald Dahl

The Desecration of Dahl

Like most children of the 1980s, I was introduced to the pleasure of reading primarily by Roald Dahl. That books authored by him have sold 300 million copies worldwide and been translated into 63 languages is a testament to the man’s genius: his wit, his creativity, and perhaps most of all, his profound understanding of

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The Frank Report LIV

Dear all, Just to let you know, from now on The Frank Report is going to be hosted exclusively on Substack. While everything on TNC remains free, The Frank Report is going to be for paid subscribers only every other week. I hope you won’t find this too mercenary, but it is simply too much

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The Koran

Backdoor Sharia Law

England has not boasted blasphemy laws since their abolition in 2008. The closest I’ve ever come to encountering them was way back in the 1990’s as a public school sprog, when a classmate decided to adorn his Bible with swastikas in R.E. class, ‘because he was bored’. He received a double-detention for his trouble –

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The Frank report LIII

You asked for it, you got it! Due to public demand (not to mention, unprecedented levels of political imbecility), the Frank Report is making a comeback. So make sure the kettle’s on, the Jaffa Cakes a gogo, strap yourselves in and here we go! There were two major stories at Westminster this week. The first

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