The New Conservative

Jack Watson

Rishi Sunak

Conked Out Conservatives

Things are not looking good for the Conservatives. Every day it appears, they give  themselves a lower chance of pulling through at next year’s general election. When Rishi Sunak was elected leader of the Conservative Party back in 2022, he had five key priorities on his mind: to halve inflation; grow the economy; reduce national […]

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Sadiq Khan

A Very Hypocritical Khant 

By Jack Watson & Roger Watson Sadiq Khan, London Mayor, introduced ULEZ (Ultra Low Emission Zones) on 8 April 2019, which is an area in London where a fee is charged for driving the most ‘polluting vehicles’. Initially, the zone was meant to cover only Central London, but now it has been extended to cover

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Costa Coffee

Costa Bomb

Costa Coffee has become the latest brand to inflict woke ideas on its customers by the use of virtue signalling advertising. An image of an androgynous-looking character in a surfing position wearing long shorts, blue hair and large lips, with scars below each nipple, has been spotted on one of their vans. The image was

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Wildfires

Weather Blether

Weather forecasting is the application of science and technology to predict the conditions of the atmosphere for a given location and time. People have been trying to predict the weather since the 19th century. However, meteorology is not completely reliable, and sometimes it is downright wrong. Nevertheless, weather forecasting is more accurate than it used

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ULEZ

Use-LEZ

The ULEZ (Ultra Low Emission Zone) is an area in London where a fee is charged for driving the most ‘polluting vehicles’. Boris Johnson announced his plans for the scheme back in 2015; however, subsequent Mayor, Sadiq Khan introduced the zone on 8 April 2019. Inevitably, he has made a right cock-up of it, and

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Bank vault

Banks Go Woke

According to The Telegraph, Stonewall, the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights charity in the United Kingdom has captured British banks to the extent that they are now members of its diversity scheme. The scheme includes guidance to employees on gender-neutral spaces and the use of pronouns. Some of the banks that have signed up

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PCSO

Pointless-CSOs

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer) was recently filmed by a dash camera refusing to attend an incident in the area of Lancing, West Sussex, which was just 30 seconds away from where he was located. The witness reported to the PCSO that there was an alleged 15-year-old shoplifter at the Co-Op, who had assaulted

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