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Magdalen College

Mad-dgalen College 

Magdalen College, the wealthiest constitutional college of the University of Oxford, has come under fire for scrapping a traditional St George’s Day celebration, which falls every year on 23 April and honours the patron Saint of England. The dinner has been replaced by a ‘special’ banquet for Eid – the second consecutive year the college

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Hollyoaks

Hollywokes  

Hollyoaks is a popular soap on Channel 4, its target audience primarily composed of young teenagers and adults between the ages of 16-24. It has a decent rating of 3.6/5 and is enjoyed by 70% of google users, which beats Coronation Street at 68%. However, needless to say, it has become the latest show to

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Mary Poppins

Having a Pop at Mary 

The original Mary Poppins was released in 1964 and it has been recognised as a classic ever since, with a rating of 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and 88% of Google users liking the film. It even won five Oscars. Clearly, the public has taken it to heart and a sequel was made. However, as usual,

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Gay couple

Two Men and a Baby  

A recent book, In My Daddy’s Belly, which teaches children that men can get pregnant has just been published. The author, Logan Brown, has authored this book to share his experience as a transgender man, claiming that ‘it is important for his daughter to read his story.’ Brown was featured on the June Pride digital

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Rishi Sunak

Conked Out Conservatives

Things are not looking good for the Conservatives. Every day it appears, they give  themselves a lower chance of pulling through at next year’s general election. When Rishi Sunak was elected leader of the Conservative Party back in 2022, he had five key priorities on his mind: to halve inflation; grow the economy; reduce national

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Sadiq Khan

A Very Hypocritical Khant 

By Jack Watson & Roger Watson Sadiq Khan, London Mayor, introduced ULEZ (Ultra Low Emission Zones) on 8 April 2019, which is an area in London where a fee is charged for driving the most ‘polluting vehicles’. Initially, the zone was meant to cover only Central London, but now it has been extended to cover

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Costa Coffee

Costa Bomb

Costa Coffee has become the latest brand to inflict woke ideas on its customers by the use of virtue signalling advertising. An image of an androgynous-looking character in a surfing position wearing long shorts, blue hair and large lips, with scars below each nipple, has been spotted on one of their vans. The image was

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