The New Conservative

Jack Watson

Access denied

Less Porn, More Crime? 

Ofcom – the regulator for communication services – has unveiled new plans to enforce stricter restrictions and new safety measures, in a bid to prevent children accessing inappropriate and harmful content online. The measures have been introduced as part of the Online Safety Act, which means social media and online companies are now legally responsible […]

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Heart surgery

DEI Ticks, Hearts Stop

John, a 53-year-old British man, has been rushed to hospital for an emergency heart operation after suffering a serious cardiac event during the night, caused by a leaky valve. He is now in surgery, where two surgeons are working to install an artificial valve. They must act quickly. Dr. Phil: Before we start, guys… Dr.

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Old Books

Off With Mice and Men 

John Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men has been removed from the school curriculum across the United Kingdom, marking the end of its long-standing role as a staple of English literature education. The Welsh exam board (WJEC) was the last to offer the novella as part of its English Literature GCSE syllabus, but it has now

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Downing Street

Lying Labour

Rachel Reeves, the first female Chancellor in history, was greeted with much fanfare amongst the wokerati as she announced her Autumn Budget was for “hardworking families up and down the country who have been crying out for change” (honestly, you’d think women had never been in control of the purse strings before). But that was

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Toilet Rolls

The Thin Loo Line

The police have just solved the crime of the century—though it’s not the discovery of Jack the Ripper’s identity, nor the resolution of a long list of unsolved murders, or even apprehending the culprits of some of the world’s biggest robberies. No, this is far more important: Leicester police have caught one of their own

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Keir Starmer

Free Gear Keir

Who doesn’t love a good freebie? Taster samples at a local Tesco, free goodie bags after a tough 10km run or even a birthday party, one-month trials on Netflix or Prime (the streaming service, not the drink), Meerkat vouchers for the cinema, or even unlimited food and drinks in a lounge or waiting room—these are

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