Welcome to this New Year edition of The Frank Report, where we herald the coming of 2023, and entreat it to be slightly less shit than its predecessors. Sadly we couldn’t get a marquee name like Jools Holland to compere for us, so you’re stuck with me. On the upside, I’m considerably cheaper, and always […]
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Welcome to this festive edition of The Frank Report. Yes, we finally made it! A Christmas unsullied by lockdown loons in Downing Street. Unrestricted by social distancing, we can now get back to proper Christian values – fisticuffs over Monopoly, lynching whichever bastard keeps leaving their wrappers in the Quality Street tin, and that time-honoured
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Up against stiff competition, the broadcaster, Jeremy Clarkson, has spent the start of the week as public enemy number one, after his column in The Sun last Friday, which attacked Meghan Markle. Here is the essence of what he wrote: Meghan, though, is a different story. I hate her. Not like I hate Nicola Sturgeon
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report. In the run up to Christmas you find Blighty freezing its nuts off, as temperatures get down to a climate change craving -17°C. Rumours are it is now so cold, Greta Thunberg has cranked the thermostat up to the max, chucked her iPad on the coal
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Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report, where once again you find me on my deathbed. Not the Wuflu this time fortunately, the old-fashioned kind; you remember the one that’s remarkably similar, but never quite got the advertising. Still, unlike the majority of British industries that shirk their responsibility the minute 17% pay
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Welcome to this week’s Frank Report where, true to form, you find Britain going the extra mile to put itself out of business. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) census figures released earlier this week reveal the inevitable consequence of open borders and mass immigration: Britain’s two largest cities (London and Birmingham) are now minority
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For those of you who don’t yet know her, Amy Gallagher is a nurse and psychotherapist, who two years ago found herself facing the full might of NHS wokery. While undertaking a course in forensic psychology at the Tavistock and Portman Trust, Amy was accused of ‘racist’ and ‘prejudiced views’, merely for challenging the dogma
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Welcome to the latest edition of the Frank Report, where we find Westminster MPs falling over themselves to plug this week’s virtue signal: National ‘Ask Her To Stand’ day (21st November), which demands a 50:50 gender split across parliament. The spurious clamour for quotas is usually matched only by the hypocrisy of those pushing them—and
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The recent attacks on Suella Braverman should come as no surprise to anyone with half an eye on the ball at Westminster. It’s the usual modus operandi deployed against a Conservative Home Secretary—particularly one so brazenly conservative, she actually considers tackling the scourge of illegal immigration to be within her remit. Only two years ago,
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Welcome to the latest edition of the Frank Report, where you find me wading through a Sargasso Sea of Jeremy Hunt autumn statement tax rises. ‘Everyone will have to pay more tax’ says the Chancellor, by which of course he means everyone stupid enough to have a job in these ponce-ridden days. I know, I
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