The fact that London is the first major European city to play host to Ramadan illuminations, confirms that it is far from an insignificant event. With the Muslim population doubling within a decade, what exactly are we expecting from this demographic when its numbers as early as 2050?
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Look, I don’t get what all the fuss is about. I’ve seen all that Braveheart propaganda, but the truth is most Scots are crying out for a bit of diversity, and some of these white bastards aren’t even trying. I mean, all the women in my cabinet – I’m not sure they’ve not got two cocks between them.
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Ramadan special edition of the Frank Report, where Sadiq Khan has lit up London with 30,000 sustainable lights rather than the customary suicide bombers: “They’re not as flashy, sure” conceded the mayor, “but they require less paperwork, and at least we can recycle them”.
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The irony of feminists celebrating ‘trans women,’ the patriarchal god they helped create, is almost too much to bear. These men are the very worst depictions of what feminists historically opposed—men who shamelessly take advantage of women and impose their whims on the vulnerable.
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Welcome to this Mother’s Day edition of the Frank Report: a tribute to every woman navigating the choppy waters of maternity without the aid of a penis. Genital aids can come in handy however, which is why Prime Minster Rishi keeps his Jeremy Hunt stashed close by in Number 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor kicked
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Diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) is big business these days, and even though we all know it does more harm than good, the industry is set to expand from an estimated $3 billion in 2020 to a whopping $17 billion by 2027. Those who want a piece of the action are vying for access to
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If the Carry On team had ever dipped their toes into politics, they could have done worse than Carry On Conservative. Imagine ultra-liberal Prime Minister Kenneth Williams, masquerading as a Tory; Hattie Jacques as Home Secretary, coquettishly insisting ‘nothing gets past her’ as the swarthy young men squeeze round in their thousands, and Sid James
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Like most children of the 1980s, I was introduced to the pleasure of reading primarily by Roald Dahl. That books authored by him have sold 300 million copies worldwide and been translated into 63 languages is a testament to the man’s genius: his wit, his creativity, and perhaps most of all, his profound understanding of
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I have long been asking myself: even if the Conservative Party were not actively seeking self-destruction, what exactly would they be doing differently if they were? Thanks to some of the most cataclysmic decisions in political history (three Prime Ministers in two months, crippling Covid lockdowns, and a blunt refusal to bring illegal immigration under control), they
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Dear all, Just to let you know, from now on The Frank Report is going to be hosted exclusively on Substack. While everything on TNC remains free, The Frank Report is going to be for paid subscribers only every other week. I hope you won’t find this too mercenary, but it is simply too much
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