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Toxic Masculinity

In Defence of Toxic Masculinity

The darkest secret of toxic masculinity however is less well-known: women simply can’t get enough of it. It is women’s unshakeable fascination with large, strong, muscular males which drives evolution, and has placed us in this ‘predicament’. Not only are women crazy about masculine men, but they are also able to discern a man’s masculinity from his face alone.

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Humza Yousaf

Interview with Humza Yousaf

Look, I don’t get what all the fuss is about. I’ve seen all that Braveheart propaganda, but the truth is most Scots are crying out for a bit of diversity, and some of these white bastards aren’t even trying. I mean, all the women in my cabinet – I’m not sure they’ve not got two cocks between them.

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LVI

Welcome to this Mother’s Day edition of the Frank Report: a tribute to every woman navigating the choppy waters of maternity without the aid of a penis. Genital aids can come in handy however, which is why Prime Minster Rishi keeps his Jeremy Hunt stashed close by in Number 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor kicked

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