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Donald Trump

Mind Your Language

When I was an acne-encrusted and angst-driven teenager in the eighties, one of the risqué things to do was to watch the comedy The Young Ones. For those too young to know of this series, it concerned the lives of four university students renting a house together. Each was a student stereotype: Vyvyan the anarchic […]

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Sausages

A Sausage to Fortune

We’ve refrained so far from referring to ‘sausagegate’ in these pages. After all, anyone can make a mistake. Many of us are old enough to remember 1980 when the SAS (Sausage Alert Service) rescued the sausages from the grip of the terrorists during the Iranian Embassy siege. An easy mistake to make Sir Keir. But

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Pigs at trough

How Deep Is Your Trough?

Ennobled by Tony Blair, Lord Waheed Alli was the first ‘openly’ gay member of the House of Lords. He also claims to be an ‘openly gay Muslim’ which not only seems like a contradiction in terms but, if he bumps into the wrong kind of Muslims, also a life-shortening strategy. I guess he doesn’t have

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Nigel Farage

Farage Backslides on Islam

(Photograph: Laurie Noble, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons) Twenty-four hours is famously a long time in politics. Presumably then, that makes a couple of months an eternity – particularly in the life of a newly-appointed MP. It was not so long ago after all, that Nigel Farage finally embraced Islamophobia; awarded his ‘I

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Keir Starmer

Free Gear Keir

Who doesn’t love a good freebie? Taster samples at a local Tesco, free goodie bags after a tough 10km run or even a birthday party, one-month trials on Netflix or Prime (the streaming service, not the drink), Meerkat vouchers for the cinema, or even unlimited food and drinks in a lounge or waiting room—these are

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Pensioners

Letter to a Labour MP  

This government needs disabusing of the idea that pensions are a “benefit”; they have been earned by many years of hard work and sometimes hardship. Do members of parliament think, therefore, that their own pensions should be classed as benefits, and thereby subject to harsh cuts like everybody else’s? If not, surely this is highly

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Royal courts of justice

Free Speech: All or Nothing

The fundamental principle of democracy is that change is effected peacefully by a vote at the ballot box, thereby removing the need for violent kicks to a sensitive area. Ineffectual or negligent governments can be removed and replaced by those more willing to enact the will of the populace. Unfortunately for Brits, the ballot box

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White Cliffs of Dover

Taking Back Control

I have been spending a lot of time in reflection recently. The outcome of the general election on 4th July filled me with an abject longing for the 20th century values we left behind. On the stroke of midnight 31st of December 1999, it seemed common sense, fortitude, bulldog spirit and pride in our culture

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