The New Conservative

Politics

Humza Yousaf

Interview with Humza Yousaf

Look, I don’t get what all the fuss is about. I’ve seen all that Braveheart propaganda, but the truth is most Scots are crying out for a bit of diversity, and some of these white bastards aren’t even trying. I mean, all the women in my cabinet – I’m not sure they’ve not got two cocks between them.

Interview with Humza Yousaf Read More »

Matt Hancock

Hancock’s half hour 

Hancockgate is upon us, the Hancock tapes are out, and world champion attention seeker and buttock squeezer Matt Hancock seems not to be enjoying his time in the limelight. Good, he deserves every ounce of opprobrium that is heaped upon him. His attempt to tell his side of the story through the pursed lips of

Hancock’s half hour  Read More »