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DIY: Don’t do it yourself

The NHS, the Nanny State’s military wing, has worked hard to install itself at the centre of our lives, instead of focussing on the nation’s health. Not content with being the vanguard of the masking, jabbing, social distancing and lockdown fanatics, it has now fallen for its own rhetoric of ‘saving the NHS’ and is […]

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Lamenting lost Bobbies

I have lamented elsewhere the woeful state of our police in the United Kingdom, in which I reflected on the almost total lack of Bobbies or Robertas on the beat (and no, I don’t mean a la David Lammy). Instead they have been replaced by obese and ill dressed ‘community officers’, usually swigging cans of

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All shuttle, no cock

I was asking my 13 year old grandson about his week at school and he told me that he had been playing badminton, and really enjoyed it. That was the cue for me to expound on my own exploits on the badminton court, offer him some advice (actually, my only advice about badminton is that

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Mugged off by Mohammed

We don’t have blasphemy laws any longer in Britain, but let’s face it – we don’t need them. Since the Charlie Hebdo massacre seven years ago, the western world has become wonderfully adept at self-censorship. Anyone foolish enough not to adopt this posture when faced with possibly offending Muslims (notice I didn’t say Islam, Islamists,

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Stop talking to women!

Are you in possession of a penis? The toxic male ones I mean, not the nice feminine ones the ladies are sporting these days. If so, stop right there you bastard! You could be sexually harassing women without even knowing it. Thank God for Bristol City’s (steady on) ‘If it’s unwanted it’s not OK’ posters,

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