Is it a fish? Is it a boat? No, it’s worse, it’s Greta on a boat! Our favourite climate activist turned pro-Palestinian agitator, Ms Greta ‘how dare you’ Thunberg, is on the way to the Gaza strip to defeat the Israeli Defence Forces singlehanded. Having realised that people were bored with her zero-sum game climate […]
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You know the country is in trouble when that august body of globalists, the United Nations, is chastising you. In a remarkable and uncommon outburst of common sense, the UN has told the UK to stop allowing criminals to choose their own gender after no fewer than 48 rapists decided they’d be better off in
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The New Conservative, always quick off the blocks with the latest news, has a scoop. Let us be the first to announce the appointment of former Rotherham resident Percival Thistlewick as the new Mayor of Islamabad. The appointment has sparked controversy, as Thistlewick does not speak Urdu or any of the other languages used in
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I recall an SAS story, told to me by a Catholic priest following the First Gulf War, where the SAS played a crucial role in spotting targets for the RAF which still horrifies me. The story involved an SAS unit crawling through the Iraqi desert. Suddenly, they encounter some shepherds and are clearly spotted. The
I cannot bring myself to be light-hearted about any aspect of the case of Lucy Connolly jailed for 31 months for a posting on X following the Southport killing of three innocent young girls by Axel Rudakubana. It is now impossible to be anything but enraged about the case, especially as she lost her appeal
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There has been a run on loo paper in the coastal towns of France. The supermarket shelves are empty, not a pack of supersoft to be found; even that shiny ‘medicated’ stuff we used to use as children is out of stock. It’s like Covid all over again. What lies behind this terrible situation is
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What the hell kind of a police force do we have that can make a comment, regarding the arrest of a pensioner over a social media post, that his bookshelves contained ‘very Brexity things’? As if the presence of the police in his house was not bad enough over a social media post, while he
We Catholics have had a few days since Thursday to reflect on the appointment of our new leader Pope Leo XIV. The cardinals have flown home, St Peter’s Square is less crowded and tourists will be back in the Vatican Museum surreptitiously photographing the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The election was mercifully quick, Cardinal
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It’s Brexit all over again. Democracy does what democracy has a habit of doing: putting those who have received the most votes into seats and into power. But the quivering masses of the hyper-offended – the Liberals, Greens and assorted lefties – simply cannot accept that. Although I never watch them, I hear that the
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Hull and East Riding is in the grip of election fever for the mayor of the new unitary authority. Things are hotting up and expectations are high that some people who give the proverbial will turn up at the polling stations which are already being set up. Others may just want directions to Tesco. Tensions
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