The New Conservative

Roger Watson

Marathon

White Men Can’t Run 

My wife and I were at the finish line of the Zagreb Half Marathon last year when the winning male, a black African, came in a country mile ahead of the second person who was also a black African, the winning female. You could have recited the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner before the next […]

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Brecon Beacons

Brecon Beacons no more

To the west of England lies a strange and mythical land where few in their right mind venture. This land is called Cymru and, to give you some idea of its size, they say that it is the same size as Wales. It is a land where sheep are not safe to roam unaccompanied and

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Broken Britain

Broken Britain

So, everything here is tickety-boo right now. Inflation is ‘buoyant’, immigrants are also buoyant—mainly on the English Channel—and farting by cows has been outlawed. I nearly forgot to mention the NHS, but there is simply no time to go into the achievements of this wonderful and unique organisation. Possibly ‘unique’ because nobody else wants one.

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Match Of The Day

Match of the Duds 

Match of the Day (MOTD), that weekly festival of English Premiership football proceeded this weekend without its anker man (‘w’ omitted by our sensitivity reader) Gary Lineker, and he was joined in his absence by two of the Linekerati: Alan Shearer and Ian Wright. Unsurprisingly the viewing figures have skyrocketed, and the BBC might get

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