The year has turned, Old Father Time has passed by, and Sadiq Khan has squandered London council tax payers’ money on sending the most expensive virtue signal in Europe up in smoke. Nothing was missed out as fireworks paid tribute to LGBT issues, Ukraine, climate change (I assume these were low emission fireworks) and the […]
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The blurb on the back of this book tells you that a hijacked plane blows up mid-air over England and two Indian celebrities, Gibreel Farishta and Saladin Chamcha, miraculously survive. But they then must take sides in the eternal struggle between good and evil. But at whose behest? Well, cutting to the chase, I’m buggered
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As the season of goodwill to all men and transgender women (who are also men) approaches, your resident health and safety correspondent is here to see you safely through the festive season, and to help you negotiate the many hazards that await. After all, we are all completely out of practice having had two years
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The UK is engulfed in fog, our ungritted drive is a death trap and even the spiders’ webs are freezing in the garden. It’s what the weather buffs on the BBC refer to as a ‘cold snap’, the definition of which is ‘a brief period of very cold weather’; who could have predicted that in
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I heard the other day from a colleague that a Christmas tree at his place of work had only been half decorated—from the bottom up—because colleagues were insisting on a cherry picker to decorate the upper reaches of the tree safely. I have no idea how high the tree was but being an indoor one
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Before Covid-19 wiped out the whole population of Wuhan I spent five weeks there, courtesy of a Hubei Province Government scholarship for ‘prestigious international scholars’; which was nice. I had several student helpers assigned to me and one of the junior members of staff—‘Rocky’ was his English name—coordinated them. I spent a lot of time
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As explained in these pages recently, the invasion on the south east coast of the UK continues. This is an invasion of people who have not been invited, who are neither needed nor wanted, are predominantly young, male, and Muslim, are not in danger back home and whose respect for our culture makes Sadiq Khan
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Civil servants want to ‘work’ from home and, now that winter is setting in and energy prices have taken a hike, they want their heating bills paid for. You read that right the first time; they want both to work at home and be paid extra for doing so. Bless their little cotton socks, although
Not civil, and not providing a service Read More »
It’s that time of year again. The John Lewis advert is out, selection boxes are on the shelves in Tesco, and the NHS is heading for its annual winter crisis. By all accounts we are in for a bumper one this year – the worst crisis ever. So at least that’s something to look forward
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BBC Radio 4 has become almost unbearable in the early mornings up to 9am. Thereafter, I have no idea how bearable it actually is these days, as I never listen to it. The radio in our bathroom is permanently tuned to Radio 4 and, since that is where it was tuned when my grandfather died
The invasion continues Read More »
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