The sharks are circling at Westminster, as the Prime Minister’s enemies smell blood (or rather cake crumbs) in the murky Thames waters. Incapable though Starmer’s Labour are of identifying a winning election strategy (or for that matter, a women’s erection fantasy), they seem to have decided that illicit gateau is the hill to die on; […]
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With the local elections less than three weeks away, it’s been a busy week at Westminster. Keir Starmer may be about as popular as Emily Thornberry at a swingers party in Rochester, but he’s still on course to be PM by 2024. Not only are the Tories set to haemorrhage 800 council seats in May,
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Have you taken a look in the mirror lately? I hope the face smiling back at you wasn’t white. If it was, my condolences – though I trust you’re doing everything humanly possible to eradicate the disease you’re spreading? The whiteness virus is now reaching pandemic levels, causing exhaustion in non-whites, or ‘black fatigue’ as
Spring has finally sprung, bringing with it the reassuring end to the tax year. As the nation’s bedsprings creak uneasily at the taxman’s filching hand, all but the most ardent tax avoiders can now breathe a sigh of relief. Still, there’s always the odd one that raises suspicion. Ironically in this case, Arthur Daley turns
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France heads to the polls on Sunday for the first round of the presidential election. This will be followed by a run-off between the top two candidates in a fortnight’s time. Until very recently, it was unclear who would have the right to challenge the incumbent, Emmanuel Macron. At the start of the Ukraine invasion,
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Slogans are full of shit aren’t they? Take the Olympic motto: ‘Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together’, which implies we’re all holding hands, negotiating hurdles collectively. When it comes to elite sport, nothing could be further from the truth. The transgender incursion into female sports is proof positive that people will take any advantage they can
It was harder than usual to identify the jokes this April Fools’ Day, seeing as most of the world is already self-identifying as one. Case in point, which of the following is an April Fools’ joke: A) Pubs are now serving a Ploughperson’s Lunch, B) Disney is aiming for 50% of its characters to be
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We don’t have blasphemy laws any longer in Britain, but let’s face it – we don’t need them. Since the Charlie Hebdo massacre seven years ago, the western world has become wonderfully adept at self-censorship. Anyone foolish enough not to adopt this posture when faced with possibly offending Muslims (notice I didn’t say Islam, Islamists,
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It would take a heart of stone not to sympathise with the plight of North Korean defectors, desperately fleeing the world’s most totalitarian dictatorship across the border into the prosperous, free South. They leave behind everything they know: their families, their friends, and however harsh, a sense of home that the North provides; all for
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Are you in possession of a penis? The toxic male ones I mean, not the nice feminine ones the ladies are sporting these days. If so, stop right there you bastard! You could be sexually harassing women without even knowing it. Thank God for Bristol City’s (steady on) ‘If it’s unwanted it’s not OK’ posters,
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