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The Frank Report VI

Gender’s a tricky subject these days, with boys and girls encouraged to chop and change the contents of their pants like we used to collect Panini stickers. That’s worked out well for ‘transgender’ swimmer Lia Thomas though, who broke the Ivy League 500M freestyle record so clearly, she had time for a shower and a […]

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Prince Harry and Meghan

Meghan Markle, Femme Fatale

There’s more than a grain of truth to the words, behind every great man is a great woman. But personally, I set greater store by the lesser-known aphorism, behind every pansified castrato, lies a malicious, megalomaniacal Z-lister. This appears something of a running sore amongst England’s finest swains of late, hostage as they are to

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Tea with Steve Laws

Steve Laws was one of the first people to report on the growing tide of illegal immigration along the south coast. He also stood for UKIP in the recent Southend West by-election, campaigning ‘to offer the normal people a voice.’ We caught up with him over tea, and asked about the current situation at Dover,

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The Frank Report V

Good news this week for GCSE and A-level students, who are going to be graded ‘more generously’ in 2022 to make up for the Covid disruption. Examinations will be limited to a single question, asking pupils to indicate which grade they identify with.  Glad tidings too for Jess Phillips, who was reportedly paid £15k for

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Sadiq Khan

Khant fires Dick

Lockdown has been tough on the Dick and Khants of this world. Nowhere is that more evident than London, where Covid restrictions were stiffest. In fact, while Dick and Khant make ideal bedfellows most of the time, they’ve not exactly been hitting London’s g-spot lately – unless the ‘g’ stands for GBH. With social distancing

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The Frank Report IV

Amid the growing turmoil at Number 10 this week, were reports that Boris Johnson’s enemies have decided to switch the attack to wife Carrie. Former chief advisor, Dominic Cummings, opened the bidding by labelling the PM ‘a babbling fuckwit, who is scared to stand up to his wife’, which has got to be up there

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Tea with Sir John Redwood

Sir John Redwood has had a distinguished political career, spanning six decades. He served as Secretary of State for Wales under John Major, and twice ran for the Party leadership. We sat down for tea, and asked him about the hike in National Insurance, the energy crisis, and his thoughts on a conservative vision post-Brexit. 

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report III

Shocking revelations this week, as arch-remainer Michael Heseltine announced Boris Johnson’s removal would be a chance to reconsider Brexit. Yes, as the whipped cream of cake-gate threatens to go off, the patron saint of sore losers still wants to have his Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte and eat it. Meanwhile, Liz Truss stands accused of actually using government property for

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