Lockdown has been tough on the Dick and Khants of this world. Nowhere is that more evident than London, where Covid restrictions were stiffest. In fact, while Dick and Khant make ideal bedfellows most of the time, they’ve not exactly been hitting London’s g-spot lately – unless the ‘g’ stands for GBH. With social distancing […]
Amid the growing turmoil at Number 10 this week, were reports that Boris Johnson’s enemies have decided to switch the attack to wife Carrie. Former chief advisor, Dominic Cummings, opened the bidding by labelling the PM ‘a babbling fuckwit, who is scared to stand up to his wife’, which has got to be up there
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Sir John Redwood has had a distinguished political career, spanning six decades. He served as Secretary of State for Wales under John Major, and twice ran for the Party leadership. We sat down for tea, and asked him about the hike in National Insurance, the energy crisis, and his thoughts on a conservative vision post-Brexit.
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Shocking revelations this week, as arch-remainer Michael Heseltine announced Boris Johnson’s removal would be a chance to reconsider Brexit. Yes, as the whipped cream of cake-gate threatens to go off, the patron saint of sore losers still wants to have his Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte and eat it. Meanwhile, Liz Truss stands accused of actually using government property for
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More shock revelations this week, as it transpires northerners mysteriously bought more alcohol during lockdown; feminists rage at the AA for refusing to prioritise stranded female drivers – equal treatment (except in emergencies, obvs), and Health Secretary Said Javid admitted daily government figures ‘might’ be unreliable, with high Covid death rates skewed by people who died from
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Shocking revelations this week that while the nation languished under lockdown, those in charge of the scamdemic were not following their own rules. With the garden party season in full swing at Downing Street, the only people uninvited to the countless illegal raves appears to have been certain sections of the media and poor old Keir Starmer,
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At a time of heightened racial tension not seen for decades, white people are constantly being told to check their privilege; which is just as well, because you need to know you’re getting your money’s worth. ‘Check your privilege’ is a lazy, though sadly ubiquitous phrase, levied at white people who voice the wrong opinion,
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‘The name’s Bond, James Bond’ are among the most iconic cinematic words ever uttered. The moment you hear them, you are instantly transported back to Sean Connery’s first outing as 007 in Dr. No. No matter how much rebranding he goes through, Bond is inseparable from that image. Even those such as myself who didn’t
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On the subject of Tony Blair’s knighthood, I feel it incumbent upon me to disclose an interest: I loathe Tony Blair. Incidentally, I despise Lewis Hamilton and everything he kneels for, but opposing his knighthood would never cross my mind; even if it is for playing Scalextric. No, there is something particularly sinister about our
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