Stop all the clocks, put down the iPhone, Prevent Meghan from whining in her self-satisfied tone. Silence the woke and the anti-white scum, Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. This week’s Frank Report is brought to you in full mourning, and I trust that wherever you find yourself, you endeavour to observe the […]
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Welcome to another action-packed edition of the Frank Report. It’s tempting to claim this week’s theme is having a jolly up at the taxpayer’s expense, but how would that be different from any other week? First up was London’s premier family fun day – the Notting Hill Stab Fest, or ‘Carnival’ as it is sometimes
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Welcome to another edition of the Frank Report, the place where we say the unsayable so you don’t have to. This week’s theme appears to be ‘taking the piss’, which is no great surprise; the great and the good have always taken the piss out of Joe Public, but they’re getting increasingly brazen about it.
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Free speech ain’t what it used to be. Thankfully, the good guys are still entitled to it. Twitter seems to have taken a leaf out of Sadiq Khan’s ‘vibrant diversity’ playbook, deciding that pretty much anything goes – so long as the target of said speech meets with approval. The Ayatollah Khamenei is still up
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I have thus far refrained from comment on last week’s attempted murder of Salman Rushdie. Primarily this was out of respect for Sir Salman, who in the immediate aftermath looked like he might not pull through. Heartened as I am to discover that this is not the case, I also wanted to gauge the extent
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Welcome to another healthy injection of the Frank Report. Sure, it might bore you senseless, but at least it won’t kill you (unlike some other pricks we could mention). This week’s theme appears to be ‘Mastermind’, as the powers that be amaze us with their insight into the bleeding obvious (or in Sadiq Khan’s case,
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Welcome to another scorching edition of the Frank Report. Like the Lionesses, it seems everyone has brought their A-game this week – isn’t it amazing what you can do when you try? Take British summertime for instance. In all my 43 years, I can only recall one decent holiday period where it didn’t piss down
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It’s been a rebrand-heavy week, particularly among the Tory hopefuls at Westminster. Having spent the past 12 years masquerading as the ‘Net Zero Big Girl’s Blouse Brigade’, the Conservative Party has suddenly discovered the notion of conservatism. The pledges have been coming fast and furious, with Sunak and Truss simultaneously promising an assault on woke
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The nation’s attention may have switched to the Commonwealth Games this week, but the Frank Report remains concerned with the uncommon wealth vying for the keys to Downing Street. The Red Wall’s favourite billionaire, Rishi Sunak, may need to work a little on his ‘man of the people shtick’, but so too it seems does
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Unlike politicians, the sun held up its end of the bargain this week. The extreme heat warning was even extended to the East of Scotland, where temperatures reached a staggering 30 degrees (and that’s before you get inside the kilt). Our beloved NHS set aside a tranche of its £190 Bn budget to inform us
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