Welcome to the latest instalment of The Frank Report, where you find me in unusually fine fettle. While practically every other middle-aged ne’er-do-well in the vicinity has now had their regulation state-sponsored heart attack, my myocarditis appears as yet in its infancy. Forced at gunpoint to have the initial two doses of the clot-shot, I […]
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Most of the current debate in UK politics revolves around what happens to the Right after they lose the next general election, rather than the Left when they win it. Will the Conservative Party face mere defeat or annihilation? Will the Reform Party finally translate decent poll ratings into seats under Richard Tice, or will
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Welcome back to The Frank Report and to 2024, I trust the New Year is living up to your expectations thus far? The big story this week (at least for my money), was the shock revelation that Jeremy Corbyn is poised to set up a ‘real Labour Party’ to challenge Keir Starmer. As far-fetched as it
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As a child of the eighties, I recall with great fondness the Christmases of my youth: full of stinging cold winters, and reassuring fireside warmings up; snowball fights and tobogganing; turkey dinners and endless festivities. They provided the perfect segue into the new year, with its accompaniment of bonfires, piping hot jacket potatoes, and mesmerising
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With the Christmas turkey now much like the Conservative Party, all but consigned to the dustbin of history, the New Year festivities are drawing in. What better time to honour the movers and shakers who laboured night and day to make 2023 the unmitigated disaster it was? And if Liz Truss is free to bestow
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The ability to dispassionately assess the crime rate in Britain is now close to an impossibility, thanks to the duplicity and the negligence of those charged with the data collection. One would be naïve in the extreme to believe that our governments report the facts black and white, and the Tories are no exception. The
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All good things come to those who wait, and thank Christ (literally), it’s the big day tomorrow! No, not the Tower Hamlets Suicide Bombers’ Reunion (generously put together by the Jihadi Jigsaw Association), but Christmas itself. In keeping with tradition, The Frank Report would like to bestow peace on earth and goodwill to all men
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While it may once have been risqué for employers to exclude white men from their recruitment process, fast forward to 2023 and most hiring panels appear to have decided it’s riskier to include them. Infuriated by the failure of equality to produce equal outcomes, our liberal culture demands a bogeyman – and in the straight,
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We don’t usually go in for sympathy at The Frank Report, but having had the wisdom tooth from Hell extracted this Thursday, alongside doctor’s orders to lay off the sauce, I’m feeling pretty sorry for myself. Few of us can afford a dip in intelligence, but it’s safe to say I’m now well into negative
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Heavyweight showdowns rarely live up to their billing, and so it proved during this week’s highly-anticipated Westminster clash, which turned out to be more gunsmoke than gunfight. Despite the tough talk from rebel leader Mark Francois and his posse at the European Research Group, sheriff Sunak has forced them to holster their weapons (at least
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