Whatever the populists might tell you, the big hoo-ha at Westminster this week wasn’t the millions of illegals flooding the country, the state-sponsored Jew-bashing on the streets of London, or the national debt approaching such gargantuan proportions that even David Lammy has refused to put it on expenses – no,
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the English language is capable of no finer put-down than the wonderfully pithy “couldn’t pull in a brothel”; it also sums up the ‘Conservative’ government’s determination to give the electorate anything other than what it actually wants. Indeed, if the aptly-named
The big story this week was the implosion at Tory HQ, as Rishi Sunak searched for a means to simultaneously sack Suella Braverman for flagrant conservatism, and continue passing the Tories off as ‘right-wing’. Both wings of the party (centrist and far-left) put their (dick)heads together, and mysteriously came up
The big question this week was precisely what effect Suella Braverman’s Times précis of Mein Kampf was to have over the Armistice Day festivities, and the emboldened ‘far-right’ who were determined to turn up and blast their two minutes’ silence in everyone’s faces. Not only had Suella made the outrageous
As any observant reader of The Frank Report will know, we have it on the good authority of Billy Ocean that “when the going gets tough, the tough get going”. Too bad the Billy Liars in Westminster favour a different aphorism, particularly when it comes to the pro-Palestinian ‘protests’ sweeping the
Apologies in advance for the markedly slimmed-down version of today’s Frank Report. As the better half of clan Haviland malingers in hospital with pneumonia, that leaves me quite literally holding the baby – and there are only so many words you can type while simultaneously cooking, wiping arses, and role
The Frank Report is proud to be your go-to summary of political shenanigans, and our latest instalment is no exception. The major news from Westminster this week, was that Keir Starmer’s Labour have taken the safe Tory seat of Tamworth, with the second-highest ever by-election swing of 23.9%. Respected psephologist Sir John
The Frank Report has just returned from the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool, and your correspondent couldn’t have gotten out of there fast enough; even with a first-class ticket on HS2! With the Tories about as effective as a Diane Abbott cue card, you’d expect Labour’s Fab Four (Starmer, Cooper,
The Frank Report has regrettably been relegated to the subs bench of late, struck down by a hernia the size of Justin Trudeau’s ego. Still, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity for a brief foray into party conference season, if only to escape the clutches of nurse. This week, it
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