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Cock-birthing

It seems, by a miracle of modern medicine that men can have babies. Real men, that is according to advice recently given to midwives at Edinburgh Napier University. The guidance was given that a person making the transition from being a man to being a man with boobs who presents at the maternity unit may:

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Is there life on Mars?

Nobody knows if there is or ever was life on Mars. If there is, it is unlikely to look like us; if there was, it would have been a pretty pointless existence – according to scientists, the planet’s atmosphere would make it impossible to hold a conversation. Apparently, sound would travel much more slowly and,

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The Trans Games

Slogans are full of shit aren’t they? Take the Olympic motto: ‘Faster, Higher, Stronger – Together’, which implies we’re all holding hands, negotiating hurdles collectively. When it comes to elite sport, nothing could be further from the truth. The transgender incursion into female sports is proof positive that people will take any advantage they can

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Tony’s Chocbaloney

It is possible that many readers will already have heard of the Dutch brand of chocolate Tony’s Chocolonely (other brands are available). But it is equally possible that some may not, so here goes. Tony’s Chocolonely is, essentially, an edible virtue signal and the brand came to the wider attention of the public when it

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Putting up with self-assembly

It is a hard-earned perk of old fogeyhood, that one has long-ceased to accept homework from those in authority. While in small doses homework may be harmless enough, prolonged exposure to the substance leads to serious long-term complications. Indeed, several cohorts of mine were so brutalised by the harridans who dispense the stuff, they actually

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