Along with the other residents of our fair city of Hull, we received our Council Tax Demand the other day. ‘Demand’ mind you, not a bill or an invoice but a ‘demand’. If I went down to the Hull City Council offices and demanded something I would undoubtedly be pointed towards the door, taking in the […]
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I hate Islam. I detest it. I despise it. I loathe it. I abhor it. I’m really not very keen on it. It is a religion invented by an illiterate seventh-century goat-herder who married a six-year-old girl. Along with the ideas of Karl Marx, Islam is the worst set of ideas ever to be vomited
The HOPE not Hate annual report is out, the caliphate is upon us and Shabana Mahmood is English. We are hopeless at hate Despite dire warnings from our board of directors and our hopes, as expressed in my recent column ‘Will This Be the Year of Hope (Not Hate)?’, we have failed to be included
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The Man Cave is celebrating its thirtieth column today. They have been produced frequently lately due to the never-ending stream of nonsense that emanates from our press, politicians and local council. But today is also another remarkable day in my own history, as I decided not to renew my registration as a nurse with the
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No sooner is one column filed than the relentless stream of nonsense, irritations and wokery floods in again. Today I cover the Gorton and Denton by-election, more Covid bollocks this time from Greece (and courtesy of our other Hull columnist) and colour-blind casting. The Halal-Organic coalition Quite what just happened in the Gorton and Denton by-election is
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I am delighted by the news that it will soon be acceptable to discriminate against disabled people (sorry, that should be ‘people with disabilities’). How often have you fumed as one of the wheelchair classes is wheeled to the front of the queue when boarding a plane or, in fact, whisked past you in almost
As-salamu alaykum. Thanks to a local friend and fellow TNC columnist who pays much closer attention to current affairs than I do, I get the occasional snippet that, otherwise, I would have missed. Muslims making a mint As this is the most holy, glorious and venerable month of Ramadan, we must all do our bit to
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Much as I admired the calm common sense of the WPC who took no nonsense from some ‘offended Moslems’ in the East End: Offended by a Christian preacher. Called the police. Literally cannot get it into their heads that in England it is not a crime to say something they might not like about
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This year, Ramadan and Lent are going head to head, with the start of Ramadan falling on Shrove Tuesday – the day right before Lent begins on Ash Wednesday. So they’re off, heading down the back straight as it were, competing for attention. Obviously, our leaders at Buckingham Palace and the Palace of Westminster heard the outcry
I left the man cave twice on Wednesday to walk round the corner to my parish church. It was Ash Wednesday, so I went to the morning Mass to receive the ashes and back at midday – as I’ll do every weekday when I am in the UK – to take part in the Stations of The
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