The New Conservative

Stewart Slater

Drowning in a sea of usb cables

The Error Message

I hate updating my website. It is a chore. So, I put it off, depriving the literal handful of bots who visit it on a good day access to the latest flowering of my thought. It is not because it is hard – it is one of those off-the-shelf freebies which even idiots can master […]

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The past

Can You Go Back?

Life is like a jailer. As it wanders down the block, large ring of keys jangling on its hip, you never entirely know which cell it is going to unlock, and which memory will emerge, blinking, into the light. Just writing down three numbers the other day instantly shaved decades off my age. For the

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Treasure

Only Disconnect

What do you want? I don’t mean that in a rude way, like a librarian disturbed from their crossword puzzle, but more generally. What are your desires? I’ll wait. And I’ll probably have to wait for a while. You have many. Even if we set aside the ones you’ll never tell anyone… At the most

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Mandelson, Starmer, Epstein and Prince Andrew as playing cards

Oh, Mandy 

I have a strange relationship with the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius. I am no longer a Stoic and whenever I pick it up, I get the impression that, were there to be some odd kink in the space-time continuum, and I met the Emperor, I would not have particularly liked him. There is a sort

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Meditation

The Illusion of Control

I meditated well this morning. I do sometimes. As I should. I’ve been practicing for nearly 14 years. You would have thought I had got my head round it by now. After all, it only took me 13 years to knock off school. But meditation, it turns out, is harder than readin’, ‘writin’ and ‘rithmetic.

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A weak Keir Starmer

Authority and Power 

What our cavemen ancestors thought of the animals among which they lived their lives, we cannot tell. Neither left us any written records to decipher. But since a sabre-tooth tiger could do as much damage to us as we could do to it, it is reasonable to assume that, to the humans of the day,

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Wes Streeting

Policemen and Peacocks

“Because, I’ll tell you what, if I’d been in that position, and I suspect many of your viewers have been in that position, that’s what any of us would have done.” The “I” in question was Wes Streeting, the Health Secretary, and the position was that of the Chief Constable of the West Midlands who

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