The New Conservative

Roger Watson

Scouting for girls

My late mother, always the mistress of the malapropism, once referred to the ‘Gouds and Skites’ when, in fact, she meant to say the Guides and Scouts; what we used to refer to as the Girl Guides and Boy Scouts. The clue to the binary gender distribution between the two movements was in the name. […]

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Google my @r$€

“Everything is brutal, now we’re being watched by Google” sang the Leicester based indie rock group Kasabian. It may not necessarily be brutal, but it is watching everything we do, making a record of the websites we visit, what we purchase, collecting our demographic details and sharing that information with others to whom it may

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DIY: Don’t do it yourself

The NHS, the Nanny State’s military wing, has worked hard to install itself at the centre of our lives, instead of focussing on the nation’s health. Not content with being the vanguard of the masking, jabbing, social distancing and lockdown fanatics, it has now fallen for its own rhetoric of ‘saving the NHS’ and is

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Lamenting lost Bobbies

I have lamented elsewhere the woeful state of our police in the United Kingdom, in which I reflected on the almost total lack of Bobbies or Robertas on the beat (and no, I don’t mean a la David Lammy). Instead they have been replaced by obese and ill dressed ‘community officers’, usually swigging cans of

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Why Rwanda?

I am at a loss to understand why Home Secretary Priti Patel is planning to send illegal immigrants arriving in the UK to Rwanda. Why not send them to Scotland? After all Nicola Sturgeon wants Scotland to have control over its own immigration policies and wants to welcome migrants to help solve Scotland’s population problem

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Decadent Disney

Disney now wants fifty percent of its characters in future cartoon features to be LGBTQwerty, although I’m not sure how hard they would have to try. I wondered what was behind a rash of spoof Disney characters on social media, the most hilarious of which I thought was ‘Cinderfella’ (in fact it’s a genuine musical

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