So, everything here is tickety-boo right now. Inflation is ‘buoyant’, immigrants are also buoyant—mainly on the English Channel—and farting by cows has been outlawed. I nearly forgot to mention the NHS, but there is simply no time to go into the achievements of this wonderful and unique organisation. Possibly ‘unique’ because nobody else wants one.
Banalysis was published in the approaching shadow of the tsunami of stupidity that became the ‘pandemic’ and all that ensued. It did not get the attention it deserved then. It deserves to be read now.
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If you were born male you do not participate in women’s sports where being male offers you an advantage. No ifs, no buts and no penises.
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OXFAM, originally the Oxford Committee for Famine Relief, has given up just stuffing food into the mouths of hungry people worldwide, and is now stuffing its employees’ heads with the politically correct nonsense contained in their Inclusive Language Guide. The editor of this illustrious organ got there in mentioning it before me in his Sunday
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Match of the Day (MOTD), that weekly festival of English Premiership football proceeded this weekend without its anker man (‘w’ omitted by our sensitivity reader) Gary Lineker, and he was joined in his absence by two of the Linekerati: Alan Shearer and Ian Wright. Unsurprisingly the viewing figures have skyrocketed, and the BBC might get
Hancockgate is upon us, the Hancock tapes are out, and world champion attention seeker and buttock squeezer Matt Hancock seems not to be enjoying his time in the limelight. Good, he deserves every ounce of opprobrium that is heaped upon him. His attempt to tell his side of the story through the pursed lips of
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Since Nicola Sturgeon realised she was surplus to Scottish requirements, Scotland is in the news, for once, for something other than tartan todgers on men pretending to be women. All media attention is now on who is going to replace her as leader of the SNP and by default as First Minister of Scotland. The
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Scotland is free, it’s ‘Nicoless’ at last, and I for one will miss her greatly. I do rankle at the money we send up the AI from London to Edinburgh, but we have had a never-ending comedy show in return. From the suggestion that the RAF should pay the Scottish government to continue having the
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Never let it be said that here at The New Conservative we do not care about illegal immigrants. On the contrary, we care passionately. And we are going to prove it by providing anyone (by ‘anyone’ of course, we mean young men of fighting age) who fancies coming to the United Kingdom and partaking of
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It is too easy to criticise our country these days on the basis that nothing is working properly. Broken Britain is certainly an apt description for the country but, for those who care to look a bit closer at our various organisations and institutions, it is not merely a matter of fact that things are
Britain: Nothing works, except in reverse Read More »
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