The New Conservative

Roger Watson

North Africa

Welcome to North Africa 

Italian Prime Minister and all-round winner of the European Prime Ministers’ Beauty Contest (men may enter), Giorgia Meloni has advised that Europe should grow its own population by having more children rather than depending on importing a new population. Great rhetoric, but what is she going to do about it?

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Marathon

White Men Can’t Run 

My wife and I were at the finish line of the Zagreb Half Marathon last year when the winning male, a black African, came in a country mile ahead of the second person who was also a black African, the winning female. You could have recited the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner before the next

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Brecon Beacons

Brecon Beacons no more

To the west of England lies a strange and mythical land where few in their right mind venture. This land is called Cymru and, to give you some idea of its size, they say that it is the same size as Wales. It is a land where sheep are not safe to roam unaccompanied and

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Broken Britain

Broken Britain

So, everything here is tickety-boo right now. Inflation is ‘buoyant’, immigrants are also buoyant—mainly on the English Channel—and farting by cows has been outlawed. I nearly forgot to mention the NHS, but there is simply no time to go into the achievements of this wonderful and unique organisation. Possibly ‘unique’ because nobody else wants one.

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