To the west of England lies a strange and mythical land where few in their right mind venture. This land is called Cymru and, to give you some idea of its size, they say that it is the same size as Wales. It is a land where sheep are not safe to roam unaccompanied and […]
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Imagine if Rishi Sunak turned up in the US and announced that he was there to help them solve one of their manifest problems. He would have plenty to choose from: the latest playground craze, ‘dodge the bullets from the disgruntled incel’, or the grinding and totally ignored poverty in the Deep South exposed in
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There simply cannot be enough otherwise abled, same sex attracted people of colour to go round. Well, certainly not enough of them who have done anything notable. Mind you, if whingeing about oppression ever became an Olympic sport I am sure we’d have quite a few gold medallists.
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So, everything here is tickety-boo right now. Inflation is ‘buoyant’, immigrants are also buoyant—mainly on the English Channel—and farting by cows has been outlawed. I nearly forgot to mention the NHS, but there is simply no time to go into the achievements of this wonderful and unique organisation. Possibly ‘unique’ because nobody else wants one.
Banalysis was published in the approaching shadow of the tsunami of stupidity that became the ‘pandemic’ and all that ensued. It did not get the attention it deserved then. It deserves to be read now.
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If you were born male you do not participate in women’s sports where being male offers you an advantage. No ifs, no buts and no penises.
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OXFAM, originally the Oxford Committee for Famine Relief, has given up just stuffing food into the mouths of hungry people worldwide, and is now stuffing its employees’ heads with the politically correct nonsense contained in their Inclusive Language Guide. The editor of this illustrious organ got there in mentioning it before me in his Sunday
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Match of the Day (MOTD), that weekly festival of English Premiership football proceeded this weekend without its anker man (‘w’ omitted by our sensitivity reader) Gary Lineker, and he was joined in his absence by two of the Linekerati: Alan Shearer and Ian Wright. Unsurprisingly the viewing figures have skyrocketed, and the BBC might get
Hancockgate is upon us, the Hancock tapes are out, and world champion attention seeker and buttock squeezer Matt Hancock seems not to be enjoying his time in the limelight. Good, he deserves every ounce of opprobrium that is heaped upon him. His attempt to tell his side of the story through the pursed lips of
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Since Nicola Sturgeon realised she was surplus to Scottish requirements, Scotland is in the news, for once, for something other than tartan todgers on men pretending to be women. All media attention is now on who is going to replace her as leader of the SNP and by default as First Minister of Scotland. The
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