The New Conservative

Roger Watson

Man cave

From the Man Cave

According to certain sources close to my wife, I spend too much time in my man cave. In fact, these rumours may well be emanating from the great lady herself as I hear it repeatedly from our children, grandchildren and friends. My man cave is my garden office, custom built to my own design when […]

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Greta Thunberg

Greta’s Gaza Getaway

Is it a fish? Is it a boat? No, it’s worse, it’s Greta on a boat! Our favourite climate activist turned pro-Palestinian agitator, Ms Greta ‘how dare you’ Thunberg, is on the way to the Gaza strip to defeat the Israeli Defence Forces singlehanded. Having realised that people were bored with her zero-sum game climate

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Pakistan flag

Diversity in Islamabad

The New Conservative, always quick off the blocks with the latest news, has a scoop. Let us be the first to announce the appointment of former Rotherham resident Percival Thistlewick as the new Mayor of Islamabad. The appointment has sparked controversy, as Thistlewick does not speak Urdu or any of the other languages used in

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SAS

Who Scares Wins 

I recall an SAS story, told to me by a Catholic priest following the First Gulf War, where the SAS played a crucial role in spotting targets for the RAF which still horrifies me. The story involved an SAS unit crawling through the Iraqi desert. Suddenly, they encounter some shepherds and are clearly spotted. The

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Library

Arrest Me Now

What the hell kind of a police force do we have that can make a comment, regarding the arrest of a pensioner over a social media post, that his bookshelves contained ‘very Brexity things’? As if the presence of the police in his house was not bad enough over a social media post, while he

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