Free speech ain’t what it used to be. Thankfully, the good guys are still entitled to it. Twitter seems to have taken a leaf out of Sadiq Khan’s ‘vibrant diversity’ playbook, deciding that pretty much anything goes – so long as the target of said speech meets with approval. The Ayatollah Khamenei is still up […]
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I have thus far refrained from comment on last week’s attempted murder of Salman Rushdie. Primarily this was out of respect for Sir Salman, who in the immediate aftermath looked like he might not pull through. Heartened as I am to discover that this is not the case, I also wanted to gauge the extent
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Welcome to another healthy injection of the Frank Report. Sure, it might bore you senseless, but at least it won’t kill you (unlike some other pricks we could mention). This week’s theme appears to be ‘Mastermind’, as the powers that be amaze us with their insight into the bleeding obvious (or in Sadiq Khan’s case,
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Welcome to another scorching edition of the Frank Report. Like the Lionesses, it seems everyone has brought their A-game this week – isn’t it amazing what you can do when you try? Take British summertime for instance. In all my 43 years, I can only recall one decent holiday period where it didn’t piss down
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It’s been a rebrand-heavy week, particularly among the Tory hopefuls at Westminster. Having spent the past 12 years masquerading as the ‘Net Zero Big Girl’s Blouse Brigade’, the Conservative Party has suddenly discovered the notion of conservatism. The pledges have been coming fast and furious, with Sunak and Truss simultaneously promising an assault on woke
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The nation’s attention may have switched to the Commonwealth Games this week, but the Frank Report remains concerned with the uncommon wealth vying for the keys to Downing Street. The Red Wall’s favourite billionaire, Rishi Sunak, may need to work a little on his ‘man of the people shtick’, but so too it seems does
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Unlike politicians, the sun held up its end of the bargain this week. The extreme heat warning was even extended to the East of Scotland, where temperatures reached a staggering 30 degrees (and that’s before you get inside the kilt). Our beloved NHS set aside a tranche of its £190 Bn budget to inform us
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Welcome to another edition of the Frank Report, and it’s more doom and gloom this week I’m afraid. Covid cases have hit a record high in the UK with daily symptomatic infections ‘soaring’ to 351,546. And yet, Britons are not nearly as terrified as they should be – only three in ten of us are
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As a rule of thumb, the Frank Report endeavours to cover all the major stories from the past week. The resignation of Boris Johnson however, does require a little more than a paragraph. As the nation bids farewell to Bozza, stabbed in the back more times than a Julius Caesar understudy, we reflect on his
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