So passes Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. De Mortuis Nil Nisi Bonum as the saying goes, and indeed—the odd ill-judged Twitter malcontent aside—can anyone find anything genuinely disparaging to say about her late Majesty? If you’ll indulge me, I’d like to begin with my own personal grief on the […]
Welcome to another edition of The Frank Report – you find me reporting live from Westminster, where it’s been a busy week. They say you learn on the job, and let’s hope for Liz Truss that turns out to be true, because it’s been a rough seven days for the government. In response to the
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Ever feel like you’ve been sold a pig in a poke? If you’re a Brit, you’ve probably been feeling that way for most of the past 12 years, languishing as we are beneath the misnomer of a ‘Conservative’ administration. But the past week has been a particularly acute test of mettle. Much that the British
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Welcome to another edition of the Frank Report (yes I know they are relentless, but at least I shall snuff it one day and then no doubt you’ll realise your fondness for them). As Queen Elizabeth lies-in-state and the nation enters its second week of mourning, we are reminded of the importance of choosing our
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Stop all the clocks, put down the iPhone, Prevent Meghan from whining in her self-satisfied tone. Silence the woke and the anti-white scum, Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. This week’s Frank Report is brought to you in full mourning, and I trust that wherever you find yourself, you endeavour to observe the
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Welcome to another action-packed edition of the Frank Report. It’s tempting to claim this week’s theme is having a jolly up at the taxpayer’s expense, but how would that be different from any other week? First up was London’s premier family fun day – the Notting Hill Stab Fest, or ‘Carnival’ as it is sometimes
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Welcome to another edition of the Frank Report, the place where we say the unsayable so you don’t have to. This week’s theme appears to be ‘taking the piss’, which is no great surprise; the great and the good have always taken the piss out of Joe Public, but they’re getting increasingly brazen about it.
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Free speech ain’t what it used to be. Thankfully, the good guys are still entitled to it. Twitter seems to have taken a leaf out of Sadiq Khan’s ‘vibrant diversity’ playbook, deciding that pretty much anything goes – so long as the target of said speech meets with approval. The Ayatollah Khamenei is still up
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I have thus far refrained from comment on last week’s attempted murder of Salman Rushdie. Primarily this was out of respect for Sir Salman, who in the immediate aftermath looked like he might not pull through. Heartened as I am to discover that this is not the case, I also wanted to gauge the extent
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Welcome to another healthy injection of the Frank Report. Sure, it might bore you senseless, but at least it won’t kill you (unlike some other pricks we could mention). This week’s theme appears to be ‘Mastermind’, as the powers that be amaze us with their insight into the bleeding obvious (or in Sadiq Khan’s case,
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