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The Frank Report LXIX

The big question this week was precisely what effect Suella Braverman’s Times précis of Mein Kampf was to have over the Armistice Day festivities, and the emboldened ‘far-right’ who were determined to turn up and blast their two minutes’ silence in everyone’s faces. Not only had Suella made the outrageous suggestion that pro-Palestinian protestors occasionally […]

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Suella Braverman

Suella the Brave

(Photograph: David Woolfall, CC BY 3.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0>, via Wikimedia Commons) In the aftermath of her Wednesday piece in The Times (‘Police must be even-handed with protests’), there’s every likelihood that Suella Braverman’s stint as Home Secretary could be coming to an end. As Rishi Sunak deliberates on whether to sack her, it’s important to note

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The Cenotaph

A Storm is Brewing

The British are among the most mild-mannered people in the world. We apologise to the waiter when the food is not up to snuff; we say sorry when others mumble and we cannot understand what they’ve said; we even offer a mea culpa to those who career into us along the pavement, as though it

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LXVIII

As any observant reader of The Frank Report will know, we have it on the good authority of Billy Ocean that “when the going gets tough, the tough get going”. Too bad the Billy Liars in Westminster favour a different aphorism, particularly when it comes to the pro-Palestinian ‘protests’ sweeping the capital: “when the jihadi shit

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Keir Starmer

Starmer’s Dilemma

Political nicknames are not always on point. But in the case of Keir Starmer, the soubriquets of ‘Flipflop’ and ‘Captain Hindsight’ could hardly be closer to the money. In fact, there’s rarely been a politician more willing to straddle both sides of the fence than Sir Keir. On the issue of the Israel-Palestine war however,

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Too white

“Too White” 

“Too white” has long been the war cry of the anti-western, anti-democratic, anti-white rabble, which finds itself tragically addicted to white, democratic, western nations. Marketing their vitriol as ‘diversity’ rather than division, these parasitic organisms have had a good run. Unfortunately they may have been so thorough, they could now be running out of road. 

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Boring

The Benefits of Being Boring

One of the joys of editing a small magazine is the unexpected perks it brings. It’s far easier for instance, to make contacts and secure requests for interviews as Editor of The New Conservative, than it is as a mere mortal. However, undoubtedly my favourite benefit is the endless line of scams one is subjected

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LXVII

Apologies in advance for the markedly slimmed-down version of today’s Frank Report. As the better half of clan Haviland malingers in hospital with pneumonia, that leaves me quite literally holding the baby – and there are only so many words you can type while simultaneously cooking, wiping arses, and role playing Peppa Pig. Excuses duly

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Sir Mark Rowley

MET Police Cop Out

(Photograph: Surrey County Council News, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons) Don’t be fooled by the UK constabulary’s failure to engage when it comes to jihad – that peaceful, ‘inner struggle’ afflicting Muslims as they agonise over Weetabix or Cheerios at the breakfast table; it’s just that plod understands the nuances of these matters

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