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Jail, but Only for White Men

Even if (like me) you know precious little about the law, the chances are you know one thing: Lady Justice is supposed to be blind. Equality before the law is a cornerstone of any functioning democracy, and is vital for social cohesion. Despite what we may have witnessed playing out on the streets of London recently (alongside […]

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LXXII 

Whatever the populists might tell you, the big hoo-ha at Westminster this week wasn’t the millions of illegals flooding the country, the state-sponsored Jew-bashing on the streets of London, or the national debt approaching such gargantuan proportions that even David Lammy has refused to put it on expenses – no, it’s the refusal of Britain

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Rishi Sunak

Pax Suella

In what was widely considered appeasement of the right of the Conservative Party (i.e. the actually conservative bit), Rishi Sunak shored up his cabinet in 2022 by reinstating Suella Braverman as home secretary. It is not without irony therefore that he proceeded to sack her earlier this month for her unexpected conservatism; nor was it likely

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LXXI

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the English language is capable of no finer put-down than the wonderfully pithy “couldn’t pull in a brothel”; it also sums up the ‘Conservative’ government’s determination to give the electorate anything other than what it actually wants. Indeed, if the aptly-named Jeremy Hunt were our fiscal

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Dempsey

‘Dempsey’

While I’m very much the traditional, stiff-arsed Brit when it comes to interactions with other people, I have practically limitless affection for animals, and am never afraid to put it on display. Despite this, I’ve resisted the temptation to get a dog for over a decade, and not entirely without reason. For starters, my wife

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Houses of Parliament

The Frank Report LXX 

The big story this week was the implosion at Tory HQ, as Rishi Sunak searched for a means to simultaneously sack Suella Braverman for flagrant conservatism, and continue passing the Tories off as ‘right-wing’. Both wings of the party (centrist and far-left) put their (dick)heads together, and mysteriously came up with the answer ‘David Cameron’.

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Downing Street

The New Conservative Party 

A week may indeed be a long time in politics, but if recent events are anything to go by it’s also roughly the life expectancy of a conservative Home Secretary in the Rishi Sunak era of non-conservatism. Yes Suella Braverman is out, after she suicidally refused to lie about the extent of two-tier policing, the

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Rishi Sunak

Sunak: Dead Man Walking

As predicted two days ago, it was inevitable that Rishi Sunak would cave in to outside pressure and sack Home Secretary Suella Braverman. Weak leaders have a habit of choosing the greater of two evils, and the writing’s usually on the wall when a Prime Minister expresses their ‘confidence’ in a colleague. Fearing a revolt

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