Dear Readers, It’s time to ring in the New Year (quietly, for those of you nursing the hangover from hell), and hope that the memories of 2025 fade just as quickly as the Alka Seltzer in your glass. Because if ever there was a year deserving of a swift and merciless oblivion, it was the […]
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As 2025 draws to a close, the arrival of Alaa Abd el-Fattah in the United Kingdom serves as a stark reminder of a deeper malaise afflicting our national institutions. Released from Egyptian custody and granted passage to Britain through concerted diplomatic efforts by the Labour government, el-Fattah was heralded by Sir Keir Starmer as a
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With the Christmas goose well and truly cooked – much like Keir Starmer’s hopes of leading the government into the next general election – the New Year festivities are once again upon us. What better time to dish out gongs to the grifters, gaslighters and gobshites who’ve conspired to make 2025 the unmitigated disaster it
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I have a confession to make: I’m a misogynist. At least, I certainly hope I am in the eyes of those who pontificate on such things, and clearly have no idea what the word actually means. I know that women don’t have cocks; that they are distinct from men; and that they are unlikely to best men
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Love him or loathe him, even Nigel Farage’s fiercest opponents would have to concede he has the Midas touch when it comes to triggering political earthquakes. Back in 2014, Farage steered UKIP to victory in the European elections — the first time in modern history that neither the Tories nor Labour had won a British
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By their deeds shall ye know them. So reads the Gospel of Matthew, a timeless admonition against the perils of hypocrisy. Nowhere is this warning more appropriate than the corridors of Westminster, where words are endlessly polished and poses for the camera struck. Yet in the end it is always deeds, not words that unmask
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Going Nowhere As the season of goodwill approaches, it’s traditional to take pity on those less fortunate than ourselves. And there are few sights more pitiable than a Prime Minister reduced to uttering the words “I’m going nowhere”. Keir Starmer is right of course – he’s going nowhere fast, and dragging the country’s there with
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I’m late to the party on most things. That’s not really a problem, since I don’t like parties. It might be a problem however, in the case of AI. I confess, I haven’t got very far with it. Sure, I flirt with it every now and again – a few headline suggestions here, find this
According to a bombshell MRP mega-poll from Electoral Calculus, Reform UK is on course to win 445 seats at the next general election. This would leave Labour squabbling over a mere 73, and the Tories reduced to a rump of 7. While both the main parties appear powerless to reverse their cataclysmic descent to rock
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With the recent Budget going down about as well as Keir Starmer at an orgy for those who can actually see, it looks set to be a rough week for the Treasury. Taxing things others can only dream of is clearly Rachel Reeves’ first love; closely followed by plagiarism, ‘winning’ chess tournaments by coming joint
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