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Will What’s Left of the British Conservative Party Be Worth Saving?

For anyone but die-hard Faragists, criticism of the rapidly-evolving Reform UK top table is inevitable. To political opponents, the latest appointments and defections are either ‘far-right’, Tory 2.0, ‘fascists’ or simply ‘traitors’. To the Reform party faithful, there are more nuanced charges to answer: are Zia Yusuf and Laila Cunningham genuinely worthy of their prominent […]

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Scamming the Scammer: Almost as Much Fun as You’d Imagine

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Like many of you I am sure, my inbox is constantly besieged by scammers; con artists, whose lame attempts to get rich quick via the intellectually challenged are the fraud equivalent of the dick pic. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve nothing against a really good scam in principle – Brigitte Bardot types who successfully convince

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Farage Refusing to Read the Room on Islam

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Nigel Farage has fashioned a political career from his reputation as an anti-establishment voice; the man who reads the public mood arguably better than anyone else at Westminster. From Brexit to his recent incarnation with Reform UK, he has successfully tapped into frustrations over immigration, sovereignty and cultural erosion. His achievements are considerable, and he

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Begum Back in Business?

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Few cases encapsulate the rot at the heart of Britain quite like that of Shamima Begum. On the surface, she should have been a textbook illustration of the virtues of multiculturalism: a second-generation Bangladeshi, raised in the Muslim enclave of Tower Hamlets in East London. In reality, she embodies everything Britain has gotten wrong since

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The New Conservative New Year Message

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Dear Readers, It’s time to ring in the New Year (quietly, for those of you nursing the hangover from hell), and hope that the memories of 2025 fade just as quickly as the Alka Seltzer in your glass. Because if ever there was a year deserving of a swift and merciless oblivion, it was the

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From el-Fattah to the Front Bench: Britain’s Fifth Column in Plain Sight

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As 2025 draws to a close, the arrival of Alaa Abd el-Fattah in the United Kingdom serves as a stark reminder of a deeper malaise afflicting our national institutions. Released from Egyptian custody and granted passage to Britain through concerted diplomatic efforts by the Labour government, el-Fattah was heralded by Sir Keir Starmer as a

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The New Conservative Dishonours List 2025

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With the Christmas goose well and truly cooked – much like Keir Starmer’s hopes of leading the government into the next general election – the New Year festivities are once again upon us. What better time to dish out gongs to the grifters, gaslighters and gobshites who’ve conspired to make 2025 the unmitigated disaster it

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The War on White, Working-Class Boys

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I have a confession to make: I’m a misogynist. At least, I certainly hope I am in the eyes of those who pontificate on such things, and clearly have no idea what the word actually means. I know that women don’t have cocks; that they are distinct from men; and that they are unlikely to best men

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The Hit Job on Farage: Handing Him the Keys to Number 10

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Love him or loathe him, even Nigel Farage’s fiercest opponents would have to concede he has the Midas touch when it comes to triggering political earthquakes. Back in 2014, Farage steered UKIP to victory in the European elections — the first time in modern history that neither the Tories nor Labour had won a British

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This British Government is Anti-British

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By their deeds shall ye know them. So reads the Gospel of Matthew, a timeless admonition against the perils of hypocrisy. Nowhere is this warning more appropriate than the corridors of Westminster, where words are endlessly polished and poses for the camera struck. Yet in the end it is always deeds, not words that unmask

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Will What’s Left of the British Conservative Party Be Worth Saving?

Scamming the Scammer: Almost as Much Fun as You’d Imagine

Farage Refusing to Read the Room on Islam

Begum Back in Business?

The New Conservative New Year Message

From el-Fattah to the Front Bench: Britain’s Fifth Column in Plain Sight

The New Conservative Dishonours List 2025

The War on White, Working-Class Boys

The Hit Job on Farage: Handing Him the Keys to Number 10

This British Government is Anti-British

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