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Chris Morrison

Bakewell Tart

Sorry, But Bakewell Tart is Not in Imminent Danger of Disappearing Due to Climate Change

Coffee, olive oil, bananas, you name it and someone has suggested they will soon disappear due to human-induced climate change. All easily debunked of course, but a recent piece in the Telegraph has added to this growing portfolio of nonsense with an article headlined: “Climate change ‘could kill off the traditional Bakewell tart’.” Weather-related problems […]

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Red meat

Net Zero Plague Pushers

Perhaps it’s a drinking or smoking game at Western Michigan University. Try to come up with the most farcical, April Fool-style Net Zero nonsense and see if we can get it published. How about writing a paper titled ‘Beneficial Bloodsucking’ that states it is “morally obligatory” to promote a plague of the lone star tick

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The House of Lords

‘Peers for the Planet’

The dark financial tentacles of the Green Blob help curate mainstream media, brainwash young children, fund large areas of climate pseudoscience, initiate and finance lawfare operations and bankroll countless ‘grassroots’ agitprop operations. But political influence is highly prized, so local government representatives and city mayors are prime targets. Alas, these people come and go at

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Ed Miliband

Global Warming Heats Up

If you think the U.K. Met Office is adept at producing junk temperature measurements and statistics, just wait till you see what the Department of Net Zero and Energy Security (DNZES) is up to. Its compilation of 30-year temperature averages for its Energy Trends publication is so flawed, it might be easier and more cost-effective

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