Dear all, Just to let you know, from now on The Frank Report is going to be hosted exclusively on Substack. While everything on TNC remains free, The Frank Report is going to be for paid subscribers only every other week. I hope you won’t find this too mercenary, but
You asked for it, you got it! Due to public demand (not to mention, unprecedented levels of political imbecility), the Frank Report is making a comeback. So make sure the kettle’s on, the Jaffa Cakes a gogo, strap yourselves in and here we go! There were two major stories at
Welcome to what is regrettably the final instalment of The Frank Report. Having run for the promised year, I’m afraid it’s time to bow out gracefully. As rewarding as satire may be, it still fails to match the promise of a few nicker; or even better, fewer knickers. There is
Welcome to this New Year edition of The Frank Report, where we herald the coming of 2023, and entreat it to be slightly less shit than its predecessors. Sadly we couldn’t get a marquee name like Jools Holland to compere for us, so you’re stuck with me. On the upside,
Welcome to this festive edition of The Frank Report. Yes, we finally made it! A Christmas unsullied by lockdown loons in Downing Street. Unrestricted by social distancing, we can now get back to proper Christian values – fisticuffs over Monopoly, lynching whichever bastard keeps leaving their wrappers in the Quality
Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report. In the run up to Christmas you find Blighty freezing its nuts off, as temperatures get down to a climate change craving -17°C. Rumours are it is now so cold, Greta Thunberg has cranked the thermostat up to the max, chucked
Welcome to this week’s edition of the Frank Report, where once again you find me on my deathbed. Not the Wuflu this time fortunately, the old-fashioned kind; you remember the one that’s remarkably similar, but never quite got the advertising. Still, unlike the majority of British industries that shirk their
Welcome to this week’s Frank Report where, true to form, you find Britain going the extra mile to put itself out of business. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) census figures released earlier this week reveal the inevitable consequence of open borders and mass immigration: Britain’s two largest cities (London
Welcome to the latest edition of the Frank Report, where we find Westminster MPs falling over themselves to plug this week’s virtue signal: National ‘Ask Her To Stand’ day (21st November), which demands a 50:50 gender split across parliament. The spurious clamour for quotas is usually matched only by the
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