We Need to Talk About Angela
August 26, 2025
No one enjoys a healthy pisstake more than I. And there’s certainly no more inveterate snob than the one I glimpse increasingly despairingly in the
Politics
Farage U-Turns on Mass Deportations
August 24, 2025
Despite recent by-election successes and a healthy lead in the opinion polls, many die-hard Nigel Farage / Reform UK supporters have lost heart of late.
Less Porn, More Crime?
August 5, 2025
Ofcom – the regulator for communication services – has unveiled new plans to enforce stricter restrictions and new safety measures, in a bid to prevent
Farage Targets Law & Order
July 24, 2025
Despite consistently riding high in the opinion polls, Nigel Farage’s Reform UK is beset by two major challenges which could scupper victory come the next
16 Year-Olds Like Me Shouldn’t Be Given the Vote
July 20, 2025
The Labour Government has announced that the voting age will be lowered to 16 across the UK for the next General Election, a change pledged
Starmer’s Hail Mary: 16-Year-Olds on Tide Pods Might Save Labour
July 18, 2025
It takes a lot for me to defend Keir Starmer. The phrase ‘wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire’ automatically springs to mind,
Why I Might Vote Tory for the First Time
July 11, 2025
No one ever believes that I have never voted Tory, but it’s true. Yet today, with Reform having lost perhaps the last of its actually
RIP Norman Tebbit
July 9, 2025
The Conservative Party has lost a titan, while the nation laments the passing of one of the last true characters in politics – a man
Jezza for Jihad
July 6, 2025
As I wrote in the aftermath of last year’s general election, the real story was not the right-wing political fracture but the emergence of sectarian