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The Frank Report LXXIV 

We don’t usually go in for sympathy at The Frank Report, but having had the wisdom tooth from Hell extracted this Thursday, alongside doctor’s orders

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Rishi Sunak

Conked Out Conservatives

Things are not looking good for the Conservatives. Every day it appears, they give  themselves a lower chance of pulling through at next year’s general

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The Grievance Industry

We hear a lot about “white privilege” these days, despite the facts tending to suggest that such a commodity has long-since ceased to pay a

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Desperation not to be white

The Desperation not to be White

Anti-racism is arguably the greatest ideological growth industry – synthesising the woke’s two greatest hobbies: bashing whites with impunity, while simultaneously proclaiming their own tolerance. A disturbing trend however, is the pace with which this has spread to whites themselves – a desperate bid to extricate themselves from their ancestors’ criminal lack of miscegenation.

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The ingratitude of asylum seekers 

A recent wave of asylum seekers is unhappy with their free accommodation, claiming that it was: “Not as nice as in pictures.” The news reached the Middle East where Arab News gleefully reported that they were protesting by sleeping in the street outside. Their beef is that they had to share rooms. 

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House of Commons

The State We’re In: MPs Answer Ten Important Questions 

MPs are wary of upsetting the majority of female voters, but the clarity of definition may be misleading. Would a ‘trans woman’, who is biologically male, qualify under their criteria? Perhaps this question deterred female MPs from responding. It’s a minefield of politicians’ making.  

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North Africa

Welcome to North Africa 

Italian Prime Minister and all-round winner of the European Prime Ministers’ Beauty Contest (men may enter), Giorgia Meloni has advised that Europe should grow its own population by having more children rather than depending on importing a new population. Great rhetoric, but what is she going to do about it?

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